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13.06.2025 00:20
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I get my body in shape?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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